On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT, LO AND BEHOLD; vallor <***@cultnix.org>
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Wed, 08 Jan 2020 13:16:00 -0800, 💩 wrote:
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 💩. On 6 Jan 2020 21:17:16 GMT vallor put forth the following
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Mon, 06 Jan 2020 10:12:31 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ mixed nuts <***@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Gerk <***@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ [...]
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine you'd be VERY
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ lucky to get 20mpg. DOH!
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Does it have speckles?
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe. The hard
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a fully
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing lights) for
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with light traffic
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't note any speckles.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Please tell me you aren't one of those turkeys that drives 55 in the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ left lane? Were you blocking the left lane when he came up on you?
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ in a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ brights, so I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ heeem! There were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ dick kept flashing his brights at me to move over.
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Ah, you were trollin'.
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ I would have just gone around you though -- life's too short to be
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ playing those games.
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ What gets me though, are people who go to pass a truck with two lanes
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ going our direction, then sit there and paces (not passes -- paces) the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ truck.
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ "FFS, pass. the. truck."
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Or really, anybody that paces the car to their right.
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Another one that is almost as bad is being out on I-5 (4 lanes, 2 each
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ way, 75MPH speed limit), and a truck decides to pass another truck.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Trucks passing trucks =?UTF-8?B?PQ==?= more slowdowns.
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ up. He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ the right. That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ticket, claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ see behind me. What a piece of Schitt! Another time, I was driving a
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed limit because I knew there was a
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ cop behind me. He followed me for awhile, then passed me in the #2
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, like that pissed him off. He got
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I sped up to pretty close to the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ same, but stayed behind him. Then he slowed back down, got in behind
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ me, and pulled me over for speeding, saying he "paced me in his rear
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ view mirror". That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ heated discussion about it, where he made the claim he was already
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ pacing a motorcycle ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ decided to give ME the ticket. There WAS no motorcycle anywhere
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ around, so I asked him where the MC was, what color it was, etc. He
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ didn't seem to like that, and we each got shitty with each other. I
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I had
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ an idea: I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me? I
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ the back of my truck. For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ going on behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ to his vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency. Then, it occurred to
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ me that this couldn't be good. Sure enough, he lit me up again. I
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough room to safely
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ approach me from my side of the truck. He ran up to the passenger
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a little
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ bit. Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel shower, but
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when I
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ pulled out the first time. Apparently, he figured out that I could
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ easily say I was just getting up to speed quickly to safely merge with
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ other traffic, and that wouldn't be illegal... just an unforeseen and
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ unfortunate consequence of being pulled over on a gravel shoulder...
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Ooops! "Don't bother getting your license out, I already have all the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ information!" he politely screamed. He informed me that he was writing
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ the new ticket for "Failure to signal when I pulled out". As I said
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ earlier, that was the first thing I did... right before the "meteor"
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ shower. At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ car and club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ signal again, and a little less heavy on the clutch. I decided to
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!" I didn't get
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise, but when
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn indicator to
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't even looking
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at the wall,
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ like "Are you done yet?" It was almost as if the District Attorney had
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ whispered in his ear before the trial even began. If you've gotten this
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ far, you've probably already concluded that I lost on both counts.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock bath is still
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ priceless, and that was about 35 years ago.
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ You're lucky he didn't try to get you on assault and battery. Though I
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose...
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checkmate is as anti-cop as a typical anarchist that he likes to paint "socialist".
ain't that a hoot?
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